(Original Date of Convo: November something – the day after Veteran’s Day – 2004)
Mo: dude…i made sucha fiasco last nightg
Mo: we ordered food…
Mo: but i didnt order any b/c i didnt think id stay that long
Mo: but then i end up staying pretty late……but this one girl was
leaving who had orderd food….
Mo: so shes like….just take what i ordered
Shahryar: right…
Mo: so Im like ok, cool….food gets here…..
Mo: she told me she got chicken curry
Mo: so im looking for chicken curry
Mo: but theres no chicken curry left
Shahryar: …
Mo: so then this other girl is like take this…..and hands me
something
Mo: she said its John’s
Mo: and he left
Mo: so im hesitant….but i take it….
Mo: i start eating
Mo: and guess who comes back
Shahryar: oh jesus christ
Mo: yeah
Mo: and guess who was gone by the time he came back
Shahryar: wow
Mo: so Im like ross
Mo: at that party
Mo: when he ate howards cake
Shahryar: dont’ remember that one
Shahryar: but I can visualize it
Mo: it was hilarious
Mo: well…..i didnt even finish
Mo: so i tried to offer it back to him like an a#%^%^@#
Mo: but hes like no no….u eat
Mo: but i didnt want it
Mo: i was gonna throw it away
Mo: but since it was his……i couldnt throw it away….
Mo: b/c u know…
Mo: so its still sitting on my desk
Shahryar: …
Shahryar: last night at work
Shahryar: I needed a small box
Shahryar: to mail a package
Shahryar: so this one dude here is like
Shahryar: go into that room and get it
Shahryar: so I’m like, “ok”
Shahryar: but the door was locked
Shahryar: so there’s this opening
Shahryar: so I crawl through it
Shahryar: and in the room
Shahryar: I set off motion detectors
Shahryar: and the alarm goes off
Shahryar: and everyone there
Shahryar: wasn’t authorized to turn it of
Shahryar: so theyhad to get corporate
Shahryar: to turn it off
Shahryar: all this because I wanted an empty box
Shahryar: from the store room with the computers
Shahryar: 
Shahryar: I think we’re tied
Mo: lol…
Mo: dude what the hell was yesterday
Shahryar: dude.. it was Veteran’s Day
Mo: a#$%$$# day
Shahryar: that’s all I know
Shahryar: veteran’s day
Shahryar: a day that will live in Infamy
Mo: haha