Credit where credit is due

 

Shahryar: we’re all pooping, bathing, breathing, sleeping, Having Babies, Toothbrushing, and Sitting wrong

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Congratulations: Chances are that if you’re reading this, and you’re not a ghost, you’ve managed to figure out breathing. On the other hand, chances are you’re also doing it wrong….
  • Shakir and Ali like this.
    • Ali lol i put this up on twitter
      September 2 at 4:29pm

    • Shahryar Hi my name is Ali and I get so mad when people share the links I share without crediting me. I worked really hard to find them and deserve to be acknowledged.
      September 2 at 4:34pm  3 people like this
    • Ali bout damn time someone acknowledged me.
      September 2 at 4:35pm · 1 person likes this

    • Shahryar Rizvi Hi my name is Ali and I add an “lol” to the beginning of my attacks to make people think I’m just joking around but I’m not – I’m serious.
      September 2 at 4:35pm  2 people like this

    • Ali hey leave my passive aggressiveness alone (lol)
      September 2 at 4:36pm · 1 person likes this
    • Rida LOL
      September 2 at 4:45pm

    • Rida hi i’m shahryar and steal people’s links and put them up without giving them due credit. I’m the kid at show and tell who stole your trophy and now i’ll present it as my own
      September 2 at 4:46pm
      · 2 people like this

    • Shahryar Hi my name is Rida and I always feel better about myself when I stand up for someone else. It makes me feel less guilty about the money I stole when I was Treasurer in High School
      September 2 at 4:47pm  · 2 people like this
    • Rida LOOOOL! WHAT?!
      September 2 at 4:49pm
    • Rida hi i’m shahryar and i make crazy stuff up to prove my own crazy point.
      September 2 at 4:49pm · 2 people like this

    • Shahryar Hi my name is Rida and I’m trying desperately to just pretend I don’t know what was said even though I do know what was just said. I use this tactic often to buy time and add credibility to my innocence
      September 2 at 4:49pm  · 2 people like this

    • Shahryar Hi my name is Ali and this s***’s getting out of control and I’m staying quiet.
      September 2 at 4:50pm · 1 person likes this

    • Rida hi i’m shahryar and i just don’t know when i’m beat by a better (wo)man
      September 2 at 4:51pm · 1 person likes this

    • Ali hi im shahryar and i like starting beef randomly on twitter like 50 cent
      September 2 at 4:51pm  · 1 person likes this
    • Shahryar Hi my name’s Ali and I forgot what Social Network I was on
      September 2 at 4:52pm · 2 people like this

    • Rida LOL ali! we almost had him…our day will come…our day will come
      September 2 at 4:52pm · 1 person likes this

    • Ali lol funny bastard
      September 2 at 6:29pm ·
    • Shujat http://i.imgur.com/xblF4.gif
      September 2 at 7:13pm ·· 1 person likes this

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