The IM Convo of the Day http://imconvooftheday.com Mon, 23 Apr 2012 18:13:34 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 I’ll have none of that! http://imconvooftheday.com/2012/04/23/ill-have-none-of-that/ http://imconvooftheday.com/2012/04/23/ill-have-none-of-that/#comments Mon, 23 Apr 2012 18:13:34 +0000 Shahryar http://imconvooftheday.com/?p=315  

3Mr. Kirmani, Jon: This show on Discovery called Frozen Planet is amazing
Sun, 7:51pm

Shahryar: I still haven’t finished planet earth which I own on Blu
Sun, 7:56pm

1Mr. Kirmani, Jon: Wow, but its not like you have to watch one before the other
Sun, 7:57pm

Shahryar: Wow, I wasn’t saying I did
Sun, 8:01pm

 

5Kouser: Wow y’all are queers
Sun, 8:07pm

Kouser was removed from the group.

1Shahryar: LOL
Sun, 8:08pm

5Mr. Kirmani, Jon: I’ll have none of that!
Sun, 8:09pm

Shahryar: who threw Kouser out?
Sun, 8:09pm

Rida Rizvi: Looool!
Sun, 8:09pm

2Shahryar: Funniest thing Jon has ever done
Sun, 8:09pm

7Mr. Kirmani, Jon: I did, I ain’t afraid of no ghost
Sun, 8:09pm

1Shahryar: I’m IM Convo of the Day-ing this
Sun, 8:12pm

Shahryar: lol
Sun, 8:13pm

Kouser has rejoined the group

 

 

]]> http://imconvooftheday.com/2012/04/23/ill-have-none-of-that/feed/ 0 “Droid all Day” No more http://imconvooftheday.com/2012/04/11/droid-all-day-no-more/ http://imconvooftheday.com/2012/04/11/droid-all-day-no-more/#comments Wed, 11 Apr 2012 22:35:53 +0000 Shahryar http://imconvooftheday.com/?p=309 The following conversation is from our GroupMe room “The Kill Room – Test Yo Might,” a room in which the members can only communicate via rhyming.

Shahan: see i be on my droid boys/this aint KB, no time for dem iToys/ iFoneys, iFlops, won’t catch me givin steve jobs the schwap/n***** ain’t got gas but the itunes bread is up
4:58pm

Shahan: yo screens too small, yo chips to slow. All you did is add An S to an iphone Fo’. come on ho, ya really some joe blows? i guess niggaz I.Qs really that low. closed systems, dictators like castro. well not me Mo. I Open source that Ho! Dual core chips to run dem Games Pro

4:58pm

Shahan: Ice cream sandwich, crapple Fans gettin damaged/ Face unlock, no passwords needed to manage/I know ya crapples can’t stand it! Catch me if u can G Navi past ya like a bandit

4:59pm

Shahan: Im like really ya got Siri? niggaz silly. keep it real with apples, if they only knew the dilly

4:59pm

Ali: Let it be known – this summer/fall you’ll get an iPhone

5:19pm

2Shahryar: Shahan be shittin on Apple like it’s some sort of disease.. just a month ago, he got the iPad on its first day of release

Shahan: I pads I can overstand. They’re hot and in demand. IPhones and fanboys I however reprimand

5:50pm

Shahryar: You need to stop being in Denial about the product you own…

5:51pm

2Shahryar: An iPad is an iPhone son, just bigger and without the phone

5:52pm

Asad: Tell em

5:53pm

Shahan: Until iPhone has a 4g, built in navi, and bigger screens, Google continues to get my Green. Na mean?

5:53pm

Shahryar: Acting like there’s a difference, all your stupid points are moot… You’re an iOS user now, welcome to the group
5:54pm

Ali: Take that take that take that

5:54pm

Asad: Booommmm

5:54pm

Shahan: I don’t pigeon hole myself to one computer company. Dual os is how I keep it gully

5:55pm

Zeeshan: I feel like you don’t even believe you. You’re biggest enemy is you Shahan. Your iPad purchase has confused you internally. You’ve beat yourself

5:56pm

Raza: Shut up shahan your a traitor to the droid world..
5:56pm

2Raza: U ****** nerd

5:56pm

Asad: Security!

5:56pm

1Ali: You all need to rhyme or get nined

5:57pm

Shahryar: ”technical detail” jargon, blah blah blah.. Someone tell this quasi-rapper no-one gives a fah..

5:57pm

Shahan: Damn even zee came out of hiding like osama, came to chastise my mobile O.s. drama. Well talk to the hand or yo mama, droiddd all day if I wanna

Shahryar: dual core whatever, no one cares it doesn’t make sense…
5:58pm

Shahryar: It all comes downto two words son: “user experience”
5:58pm

Shahryar: ”droid all day,” with an iPad shamefully in his possession.. Why’s this dude lying to himself? What’s this google obsession?
6:00pm

1Ali: Someone tell the abuser, there ain’t no such thing as halfway users
6:01pm

Shahan: If droids offered a compelling tablet then id get jiggy with it. But at the end of the day my phone is the most I play. So until then, Droid still what im reppin
6:01pm

Zeeshan: You’re probably typing this from your iPad
6:02pm

Shahan: Wrong. Still Droid textin, still singin the same song
6:02pm

Shahryar: na b.. You got an ipad.. You couldnt fight the lure… “sing the same song” all you want, You aint “droid all day” no more
6:04pm

Shahryar: you’se a hypocrite son, you should have just stayed mum..
6:06pm

Shahryar: Just another rapper representing a place he ain’t even from
6:06pm

Shahan: Mamma mia! U apple fan boys I see ya! Still don’t wanna be ya. Mad controversy what is this Sunni / shia?
6:07pm

1Shahryar: you the one who started it w/ this useless bithchin and groans..
6:07pm

Shahryar: I’ll see you in a few months when you need help JBing your new iPhone
6:08pm

Shahryar: *drops iPhone, walks away
6:08pm

2Ali: I hope you have AppleCare
6:09pm

2Shahan: Damn sherry rarely raps. Talk some shit about apple and this **** snaps! Crap. He ethered me in this room I usually own. For once, I guess I have to watch the throne

1Zeeshan: Droid is slow. Clunky. Virus prone. Just like you Shahan
6:10pm

 

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@DisneyPixar @Shahryar but I was born in 1984

— YoungAli (@abidiar) February 9, 2012

]]> http://imconvooftheday.com/2012/02/09/a-hard-working-robot/feed/ 0 Credit where credit is due http://imconvooftheday.com/2011/12/19/credit-where-credit-is-due/ http://imconvooftheday.com/2011/12/19/credit-where-credit-is-due/#comments Mon, 19 Dec 2011 20:15:45 +0000 Shahryar http://imconvooftheday.com/?p=300  

Shahryar: we’re all pooping, bathing, breathing, sleeping, Having Babies, Toothbrushing, and Sitting wrong
7 Basic Things You Won’t Believe You’re All Doing Wrong

www.cracked.com

Congratulations: Chances are that if you’re reading this, and you’re not a ghost, you’ve managed to figure out breathing. On the other hand, chances are you’re also doing it wrong….
 September 2 at 3:41pm
  • Shakir and Ali like this.
    • Ali lol i put this up on twitter
      September 2 at 4:29pm

    • Shahryar Hi my name is Ali and I get so mad when people share the links I share without crediting me. I worked really hard to find them and deserve to be acknowledged.
      September 2 at 4:34pm  3 people like this
    • Ali bout damn time someone acknowledged me.
      September 2 at 4:35pm · 1 person likes this

    • Shahryar Rizvi Hi my name is Ali and I add an “lol” to the beginning of my attacks to make people think I’m just joking around but I’m not – I’m serious.
      September 2 at 4:35pm  2 people like this

    • Ali hey leave my passive aggressiveness alone (lol)
      September 2 at 4:36pm · 1 person likes this
    • Rida LOL
      September 2 at 4:45pm

    • Rida hi i’m shahryar and steal people’s links and put them up without giving them due credit. I’m the kid at show and tell who stole your trophy and now i’ll present it as my own
      September 2 at 4:46pm       · 2 people like this

    • Shahryar Hi my name is Rida and I always feel better about myself when I stand up for someone else. It makes me feel less guilty about the money I stole when I was Treasurer in High School
      September 2 at 4:47pm  · 2 people like this
    • Rida LOOOOL! WHAT?!
      September 2 at 4:49pm
    • Rida hi i’m shahryar and i make crazy stuff up to prove my own crazy point.
      September 2 at 4:49pm · 2 people like this

    • Shahryar Hi my name is Rida and I’m trying desperately to just pretend I don’t know what was said even though I do know what was just said. I use this tactic often to buy time and add credibility to my innocence
      September 2 at 4:49pm  · 2 people like this

    • Shahryar Hi my name is Ali and this s***’s getting out of control and I’m staying quiet.
      September 2 at 4:50pm · 1 person likes this

    • Rida hi i’m shahryar and i just don’t know when i’m beat by a better (wo)man
      September 2 at 4:51pm · 1 person likes this

    • Ali hi im shahryar and i like starting beef randomly on twitter like 50 cent
      September 2 at 4:51pm  · 1 person likes this
    • Shahryar Hi my name’s Ali and I forgot what Social Network I was on
      September 2 at 4:52pm · 2 people like this

    • Rida LOL ali! we almost had him…our day will come…our day will come
      September 2 at 4:52pm · 1 person likes this

    • Ali lol funny bastard
      September 2 at 6:29pm ·
    • Shujat http://i.imgur.com/xblF4.gif
      September 2 at 7:13pm ·· 1 person likes this
]]> http://imconvooftheday.com/2011/12/19/credit-where-credit-is-due/feed/ 0 Shahan plays a Game of Shadows http://imconvooftheday.com/2011/12/19/shahan-plays-a-game-of-shadows/ http://imconvooftheday.com/2011/12/19/shahan-plays-a-game-of-shadows/#comments Mon, 19 Dec 2011 19:43:39 +0000 Shahryar http://imconvooftheday.com/?p=298  

Jon: How was sherlock 2?
10:24pm
Shahan Rizvi: Tight
10:24pm
Jon: Same formula as the first?
10:26pm
Shahan Rizvi: Yup
10:26pm

Jon: Hmm, I kinda hoped ritchie would give us something more than his typical style

Jon: But I still wanna see it
10:28pm
Shahan Rizvi: Same typical ritchie style
10:29pm
Shahan Rizvi: Btw I dont know who Ritchie is and this is the first Sherlock holmes movie I ever saw
10:29pm
Jon: Wth, so how do you know if its the same typical style? And why did you see the 2nd before the first
10:31pm
Shahan Rizvi: Why is jadakiss as hard as it gets?
10:32pm
Shahan Rizvi: Why did terminator win the election?
10:33pm
Jon: Stop this!
10:33pm
Shahryar: I LOL-ed so damn hard at this exchange. Excellent job Shahan
10:47pm
]]> http://imconvooftheday.com/2011/12/19/shahan-plays-a-game-of-shadows/feed/ 0 Meme War http://imconvooftheday.com/2011/09/30/meme-war/ http://imconvooftheday.com/2011/09/30/meme-war/#comments Fri, 30 Sep 2011 20:45:21 +0000 Shahryar http://imconvooftheday.com/?p=277 sdiddy

Mutual followers of me and @shahryar , who provides more entertaining tweets? Just curious. 16 hours ago
Shahryar
s1.proxy03.twitpic.com/photos/large/4… RT: @shahanrizvi Mutual followers of me and @shahryar , who provides more entertaining tweets? Just curious 16 hours ago

YoungAli

abidiar: @Shahryar @shahanrizvi LOL the pic shahryar put up would make an awesome meme. 16 hours ago

sdiddy
shahanrizvi: @shahryar Hey man thats cheating!!!! Same question followers! funtal.com/images/thumbna…

Shahryar

Shahryar: @shahanrizvi I know you felt like this scratchbomb.com/images/garycol… when you used that pic but it was more like this: bighollywood.breitbart.com/files/2010/12/…  16 hours ago

:  lol man that pic doesn’t even match the mood you’re trying to convey. i think I’m the only one participating 16 hours ago

 

:  lol step up the meme war shahan, so far shahryar is winning 16 hours ago

 

:  dammit I can’t compete with this. Its clearly 2 against one. I withdraw from this battle. Damn I wish I had my own Bender 16 hours ago

:  oh man.. you’re so lucky I can’t find a good pic/vid of the sticks dropping from Drumline.. I’d walk away with that… 16 hours ago

 

:   16 hours ago

Shahryar

Shahryar: @shahanrizvi @abidiar lol Shahan… if you’re going to taunt with a video, dont’ include one that first starts w/ a 30 second Virginia is for lovers ad 16 hours ago

sdiddy

YoungAli

abidiar: @Shahryar @shahanrizvi damn the tiger was a good one. a little fight in ya, i like that 16 hours ago

sdiddy

shahanrizvi: @abidiar LOL Little fight in me. DAMN U SMALL WONDER! 16 hours ago

Shahryar

YoungAli

abidiar: @Shahryar @shahanrizvi nah man, the tiger one was appropriate 16 hours ago

Shahryar
sdiddy

shahanrizvis: @Shahryar @abidiar AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH. Alright alright u win u win. LMAO! 16 hours ago

sdiddy

shahanrizvi: @Shahryar @abidiar Damn Ali….this is how u must feel 16 hours ago

sdiddy
YoungAli

abidiar: @shahanrizvi @shahryar you jerk lol. I’m supposed to be a spectator! 16 hours ago

sdiddy

Shahryar

Shahryar: @abidiar @shahanrizvi you stopped being a spectator when you joined Shahan when he was getting all.. i29.tinypic.com/2ziwoar.jpg   16 hours ago

 

sdiddy

YoungAli

YoungAli

abidiar: @shahanrizvi @shahryar lol also kinda like this memerial.net/3205-husky-bal…   16 hours ago

 

 

Jonny Awesome

jkirma1: @shahanrizvi jesus christ stop this, you can’t beat him, you never could! Srry homie, @shahryar was born for this! #takethattakethattakethat 16 hours ago

 

sdiddy
Shahryar
Shahryar: @jkirma1 @shahanrizvi @abidiar ah man.. at least we got a good IM Convo of the Day out of this. Good work team.. time for Community and sle 29 Sep
sdiddy
shahanrizvi: @Shahryar @jkirma1 @abidiar I will forever be the Robert to your Ray Ramano. *sigh* O well back to tweetin about b***es and gettin money 29 Sep
YoungAli
abidiar: @shahanrizvi @shahryar @jkirma1 man i got shot up like i associated with the wrong gang. 29 Sep
Jonny Awesome
jkirma1 LMAO..you can’t step in the ring w/ Ali cause u think you can box!RT @Shahryar: @abidiar @shahanrizvi ok Ali:sonypictures.com/tv/shows/gayro… 29 Sep
Jonny Awesome
sdiddy
shahanrizvi: @jkirma1 @abidiar @shahryar white boys work fast. 29 Sep
YoungAli
abidiar: @shahanrizvi @jkirma1 @shahryar hold up, hold up. look at this snowman right here man 30 Sep
sdiddy

]]> http://imconvooftheday.com/2011/09/30/meme-war/feed/ 0 Why you don’t let your Company’s morale decline http://imconvooftheday.com/2011/09/06/why-you-dont-let-your-companys-morale-decline/ http://imconvooftheday.com/2011/09/06/why-you-dont-let-your-companys-morale-decline/#comments Tue, 06 Sep 2011 15:15:51 +0000 Shahryar http://imconvooftheday.com/index.php/2011/09/06/why-you-dont-let-your-companys-morale-decline/
Anonymous: LOOL
you kno wthat happened at [my old company]
lol
like the morale and culture just declined so severely
a few months after i left
someone smeared poop on teh bathroom walls
LOL
and the crazy office manager took pics and sent them around!
Shahryar: LOL!
Anonymous: yeah
sounds like something out of a movie
but its’ nto
it’s real
]]> http://imconvooftheday.com/2011/09/06/why-you-dont-let-your-companys-morale-decline/feed/ 0 Eid Mubarak or Goodbye http://imconvooftheday.com/2011/08/30/eid-mubarak-or-goodbye/ http://imconvooftheday.com/2011/08/30/eid-mubarak-or-goodbye/#comments Tue, 30 Aug 2011 21:07:01 +0000 Shahryar http://imconvooftheday.com/?p=269 Mo: thats what I said……its been a year and I havent metrod a single day

Sent at 10:25 AM on Tuesday
Mo: alright…..im gonna go catch eid namaz……..eid mubarak if ur eid is today
otherwise…..good bye

Shahryar: lol
that was a weird ass way to kill the ocnversation
after a few years
I think you just made IM Convo of the day again

Mo: sweet….I’m back baby!

]]> http://imconvooftheday.com/2011/08/30/eid-mubarak-or-goodbye/feed/ 0 Archie Bustamantes Ali http://imconvooftheday.com/2011/08/12/archie-bustamantes-ali/ http://imconvooftheday.com/2011/08/12/archie-bustamantes-ali/#comments Fri, 12 Aug 2011 18:07:35 +0000 Shahryar http://imconvooftheday.com/?p=265
  • Rida: ‎Ali Abidi is a genius!

    3 hours ago

    • Jaffer and Ali like this.
      • Shahan:
        Kindly elaborate

        2 hours ago 

      • Rida:
        he says that rooting my phone may increase speed and extend batt life so i may not have to go through the phone hunt again! *phew!

        2 hours ago · 1 person likes this
      • Rida: ‎Shahan you’re a genius too for figuring out my phone wasnt 4g. when i asked Shahryarto help me set it up, he was too busy w/his paper piles in the basement!

        2 hours ago 

      • Archie Bustamante
        lol….is he gonna load one of those busted android ROMs on there too?

        2 hours ago 

      • Shahan
        LOL no worries dude I wasn’t fishing for compliments or anything but thanks for the shout out. I was just curious about Ali abidis genius moment, thought he wrote a book or discovered new research in quantum robotics

        2 hours ago 

      • Ali
        lol Archie some roms perform quite admirable ok. Although not gonna lie, im gonna seriously think about getting the new iphone if it comes out on tmobile

        2 hours ago 

      • Archie Bustamante‎^^dude, you’re f***ing delirious about ROMs performing “quite admirable”. These ROM developers just make you think a new version makes things better, but in reality, they’re fixing the crap their ROM broke which eventually leads to more crap breaking within the OS. How stable is cyanogen’s rom when he releases a ridiculous nightly build almost every day?

        about an hour ago 

      • Shahan
        Damn Ali he just bustamanted on your ROMs.

        about an hour ago ·  1 person likes this
      • Archie Bustamanteandroid.process.aliabidi has stopped unexpectedly

        about an hour ago ·  2 people like this
      • Ali
        LOL damn it…ok i have no defense for the nightlys he puts out, but he still does a great job for not being a paid dev. all my stuff works (wifi, gps, browser) and thanks a better kernel i get great battery life too.

        about an hour ago 

      • Jon

        Ali! you put cyanogen on my phone!! brick you sir, BRICK YOU!!

        about an hour ago 

      • Ali
        lol et tu, jon?!? et tu!?!?

        about an hour ago ·  2 people like this
      • Rida:LOL i dont understand half of what was said but this needs to go one some sort of wall of fame for IM/FB conversatiosn…I wish one existed…
        47 minutes ago
]]> http://imconvooftheday.com/2011/08/12/archie-bustamantes-ali/feed/ 0 The Haram Rice Krispies Treat http://imconvooftheday.com/2011/08/12/the-haram-rice-krispies-treat/ http://imconvooftheday.com/2011/08/12/the-haram-rice-krispies-treat/#comments Fri, 12 Aug 2011 17:32:02 +0000 Shahryar http://imconvooftheday.com/?p=259
  • Sabah: Enjoying a halal rice crispy treat :)

    August 6 at 10:12pm via Facebook Mobile ·

    • Shahan, Asgher and 3 others like this.
      • Tiger I’m glad ur not enjoying a haraam rice crispy treat

        August 6 at 10:27pm ·

      • Shahryar I thought gelatin was ok?

        August 6 at 10:45pm ·
      • Tiger Gelatin is not haraam

        August 6 at 10:46pm ·

      • Shahryar so then what separates a halal rice krispie treat from a haram one?

        August 6 at 10:46pm

      • Shahryar well… I suppose this one would be haram:http://www.flickr.com/phot​os/pixelpackinmama/5510853​672/

        www.flickr.com

        one of the other tables for MOPS Tea & Testimony — gotta love the talent of the gal who made this amazing pig out of Rice Krispie treats!
        August 6 at 10:48pm 1 person likes this
      • Sabah: Well its literally called a halal rice crispy treat. That’s what the wrapper said lol

        August 6 at 11:05pm 1 person likes this
      • Sabah: i LOL shahryar!!! I think u nailed it!

        August 6 at 11:06pm
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